10 Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

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“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”

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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

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“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”

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“We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.”

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“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”

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“Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it”

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“The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”

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"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

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"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."

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"This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."

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Never stop acquiring Knowledge

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10 Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”

Groucho Marx

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

Jim Carrey

“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”

Thomas Sowell

“We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.”

W. H. Auden

“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”

Mitch Hedberg

“Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it”

Norman Douglas

“The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”

Rodney Dangerfield

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

Samuel Beckett

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."

Casey Stengel

"This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."

Oscar Wilde

Never stop acquiring Knowledge

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